Reunion in US

Hello folks!!

How have you guys been?? What are you upto??

I really apologise for not being around for such a long time. I was really occupied with a few errands.

Well, this June I took a 20 days trip to US and gallivanted across 15 states incl(D.C) which is not a state for sure… if you say that in D.C, you are lookin’ for trouble.

Anyways, the trip was fantastic, I really enjoyed my time there and was with my friends; some of the most finest people on earth πŸ™‚

We took a road trip which began in Baltimore, Maryland and onwards to New York. Then we travelled further mid-west covering West Virginia, Illinois, Ohio, Indiana, Missouri & Kansas. We took a detour in Ohio, we got down in Zanesville and took a motel for a night (Best Western) it was really good.

Btw, I learned how to swim πŸ™‚ Yah… I didn’t know how to swim before… But now I DO!!!

Also, we stopped by to say hi to my Grandpa who is a famous Sitar player from India, who now lives in St.Louis,MO, he is a maverick and dexterous too.

Celebrated 4th of July in Dallas and then I left Dallas on 07th early morning; heard there was shooting goin on there in Dallas, feel sorry for the folks out there.

All in all it was an adventurous trip. The most exciting part of the trip was…..

I met a girl and I fell in love πŸ™‚ Oh god it was so wonderful… I’m planning on visiting her next year and will take a trip to Park city & Heber city, Utah πŸ™‚

 

Love
Alan

 

 

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A Humorist

Comedy, Cosmic satire… I don’t know…
Is that an attire??

I don’t know what sarcasm is and what humorists do… I probably think they say something that makes the world smile…

Oops, have you ever noticed the difference between a smile and a laugh.. Oops (doesn’t stand for Object-oriented-programming)…

I thought Russel peters was pretty swearing kinda.. People still finds him funny… I enjoy some of his jokes…

In comedy your weaknesses are your strengths… (Say that in a British accent)… You see it will become funny automatically for a non-british-accent native/speaker.. πŸ™‚

3 poor friends had a dream of eating ‘Biryani’,Β however they couldn’t afford to eat because it was expensive in those days.. and considered as Royal cuisine…

3 of them saved some money and order Biryani and ate all night happily… However, the pot-luck wasn’t over, they had full-stomach but the desire to eat more didn’t fade away… So they made a plan… They said… we will sleep tonight and tomorrow we will get up and narrate our dreams and who-so-ever have had the most beautiful dream would get the left biryani…:)

The trio slept well and when they woke up they started narrating their dreams: 1st said, I saw that I was in Heaven and the fairies were giving me massage πŸ™‚ LOL

The 2nd said, I went on a world tour and made a lot of fame… (Ibn battuta Kinda)… πŸ™‚

The 3rd said, have a look at the Biryani bowl and everyone looked at it and it was empty…

All in shock, they said to each other, who did it?? The 3rd one replied, at night when you all were asleep, the devil, the monster came at night and persuaded me to eat all the left-over (Biryani) and threatened me that if I don’t, He’ll kill me, so I ate it all…

They said. you fooooooooooooooooooool … Why didn’t you wake us up… ??

HE SAID: HOW COULD I?? You were in Heaven with fairies having a massage and You went on the world TOUR

ahhahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaahah LOL

See Humor… πŸ™‚

Love
Alan

The Thirsty Traveler’s Journey to North India

What’s up Loved ones!!

This morning I woke up thinking, what should I write about?? Well, I guess the state of thoughtlessness comes naturally to me!!

So, I thought I’ll just post an update on my current adventure to North India.

A client of mine just visited me recently for some business and we took a trip to North India (New Delhi, Lucknow & Gorakhpur). India is an agricultural country. Most of the agricultural population inhabits 1/3rd of the Northern land.

However, having said that, one cannot deny the most serene beauty one sees while on the road of these villages….

The soul of the nation abides in the farm lands …

The funniest part of the entire trip was, this client of mine happen to be from North-east India which is close to China border, so you can imagine his appearance look-wise is like Asian… and he speaks fluent Hindi & our host happens to be a ‘Dihati’ (villager) who doesn’t speak English at all. Just for fun, knowing how unfunny f*** I am, I told my client, we will take him for a ride, talk in English and deceive him !! LOL

We told our host that our client is from ChinaΒ and he doesn’t speak English. The host prepared so much for his advent and to his utter dismay, the whole ballyhoo and welcome was a damp-squib. We laughed whole night joking about him and making his fun and that poor charlie didn’t even realized it for a second.

Next morning while we are negotiating and discussing on certain issues on which we disagree, the host abused my client in Hindi thinking he doesn’t know the language.

O my god… can you imagine, how we laughed?? Oh god we laughed our ass off and it was totally crazy, and all of a sudden the host started thinking what the hell, why is his client laughing and then we revealed that he is an Indian…. and that was it… Pandemonium broke out hahahahha πŸ™‚ He got so mad at us … I cannot tell you!! LOL

Apart from that, we also went to Agra and saw the ‘Taj Mahal’.Β It was magnificent and breath-taking.

I plan to take another trip soon in the near future. Also, try to eat (Mutton Desi Ghee) if you are there in that region. It tastes good.

Until next time….

Love
Alan

PS: I’ll try to post some pictures later… In office now…. Boss might be wondering what am I doing?? πŸ˜›

Hello World!!

Hiii People!!!

What’s up & What’s down!! πŸ˜›

Well, whatever the situation be (whether up or whether down) …. you may be experiencing a little high or a little low… Keep smiling…

The doc…is here to solve all your problems… with his love, humor and art “Talk cure” medicine… (Random)…

Yeah… if your energy is LOW, give Dr.’s blog a GO…..(Cheesy Line)

I’m not good at this thing.. but I’m sure there are a handful of those lovely lot…who’ll definitely go outta their ways to help…:)

Why am I here?? Not for popularity, not toΒ become the talk of the townΒ not for giving you extra “gyan” or be your “guru”…

My philosophy for life… “Everyone is unique, so respect everyone…. and I can learn or teach/share something useful from/to them” …

I wanna bring smile on your face (I think this is a good wanna be) πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ LOL
Having said Β I just want to love and be loved… Judge me all you want… AND I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU πŸ™‚ I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU YYYYYYOOOOOUUUU…

On a serious note… πŸ™‚ ooppsss sorry I forgot …Sorry I dunno what seriousness is… πŸ™‚

You will see a lot of humor, posts on art and culture, food and various stories and that whole shebang….

This is just the beginning of the beginning …. I’ve started blogging….

Hey btw: Alan is the name